PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We move once the purge starts

Purger: yes sir!

*meanwhile*

Masky: man... I'm running out of pills

Hoody: we will get you some bro

EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?

Jeff: they have no business with us

Johnny: they work for Zalgo...

Jeff: Fuc*

Masky: ... Aha!

All: what?

Masky: the abandoned SCP building!

EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have

Johnny: being killed?

Jeff: worst choice ever

*portal opens*

Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!

*meanwhile*

PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...

Purger: yea

PL: like almost a month...

*BOOM*

PL: WHAT THE HECK?

Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance

PL: what is it?

Zalgo: I'm calling it off

PL: WHAT!?

Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power or strength to fight people that have been trained by slenderman, which was trained by mother.

PL: so it's of?

Zalgo: yep

PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell you this... You won't be able to use that gun-sword that you got for Christmas

Bob: aww

Porter: all this is just because you could not get along with Zalgo!

Slender: its not that!

Porter: then tell us what was the reason?

Slender: *sigh* as you most all of you know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent hill for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...

Jeff: including Skully?

Slender: yes, I did not tell you due to you guys having some friends there...

LJ: shi* just got real!

Slender: we have to save them!

Masky: its to dangerous!

Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!

Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!

Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!

LJ: wai-

Lucius: you owe me! You have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!

LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!

Lucius: ok, who are you?

Clockwork: my name is Clockwork

Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute

Clockwork: what? he said that about me?

Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* hey Masky, you owe me 20 bucks

Maksy: FU-

Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do you work for? SCP? SOK?

Clockwork: Zalgo

Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!

*BANG*

Clockwork: wai- *flop*

Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?

Me: BY THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!

Lucius: lets just say I have a car...

Me: fine...

Lucius: you know buddy, since your on death row I should tell you something... you better be grateful I'M killing you... you could have been killed by a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told you that, TO HEAVEN OR HELL FUC*ER!

*Bang*

Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...

*on the way home*

Lucius: to heaven or hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"

*Crash*

Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!

???: hello there...

Lucius: who are you?

???: the question is... who are you?

Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye

Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone

Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it

Clockwork: says the guy that... umm

Lucius: my point exactly

Slender: where the hell are those two...

Lucius: back!

Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!

LJ: Johnny!?

Jeff: you know this guy!?

LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...

Johnny: YOU WORK FOR ZALG-

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo

Johnny: LIES!

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

Johnny: STO-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: HEY-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: ok i'll stop

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: I SAID I WOULD STOP!

Lucius: oops... sorry...

Johnny: you better be!